- upset stomach and vomiting
- muscle aches
- chronic fatigue
- hormonal problems
- irregular menstrual cycles
- lowered immune system
- shortness of breath
- heart palpitations
it is a lot more than just “feeling anxious “
I will always fucking reblog this.
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why arent they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
I’m in it for the spoilers…
Terry Pratchett, Wintersmithv (via natural-magics)
Waves of the deep sea grace her head and pull her home,
With the legs that she walks upon as pale as the ocean foam.
Wading down into the ebbing tide, a knot around her waist.
The pale upon her lips, with salts of the water taste.
I’ve caught her in my net before, but never aboard a ship.
My darling mermaid, I pull from the vast abyss the depths of her self.
She was going swim out, back to her home in the sea.
I still hold dearly to the rope,
and hope she’ll stay with me.
TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
wat is the grass supposed to do about it
oh yes grass run for your lives